League Update: Season Two Is Coming!

Season Two of the illustrious Blood SBowl league begins FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 1ST! If you intend to play, you need to have your team submitted by some arbitrary point on Friday evening. Don't wait until the last minute to get in!

The competition is really heating up this season. The first outing saw only rookie teams competing for the coveted Golden Caskets, but the fine craftmanship and obvious intrinsic value of the trophy has begun to attract veteran squads from as far afield as Tromaville and Atrophinius's mead garden. The league is taking submissions with any TV between 500 and 2500, so consider how much experience you want on a team before applying. Low TVs are perfectly viable thanks to the magic of inducements, and high TVs allow for a more refined strategy and occasionally some totally ridiculous level-up bonuses (at the cost of feeding inducements to the opponent).

Get your teams built and your applications in, and we'll see you on the pitch!

Season One Final Standings

Preserved for posterity:

Season One Playoff Standings

Position	Player	Team	TV	W-L-D
1st	SB	Bone Again (Necromantic)	1310	2-0-0
2nd	Austin	Yoloin Biatches (Amazons)	1470	1-1-0
3rd	Aaron	THE DUNK SQUAD (Dwarves)	1400	0-1-0
4th	Will	The Lustful Lizards (Lizardmen)	1410	0-1-0

Season One Regular Season Standings

Player	Team	TV	W-L-D
Aaron	THE DUNK SQUAD (Dwarves)	1310	5-1-1
Will	The Lustful Lizards (Lizardmen)	1380	5-2-0
SB	Bone Again (Necromantic)	1200	4-1-2
Austin	Yoloin Biatches (Amazons)	1280	3-1-3
Pi	Transexual Transylvania (Dark Elves)	1110	3-2-2
Mike	The Mafukin Keglugadins (Orcs)	1120	2-4-1
Sean	Goatman's Revenge (Chaos)	1130	1-6-0
Alise	Tentakillas (Nurgle)	1020	0-6-1

Thank you to everyone who made awesome things happen in this first season of Blood SBowl! We had fantastic rivalries, fascinating narratives, and more gallons of blood spilled than most leagues twice our size. Stay tuned for news about season two!

To The Victor....

It's been a long road (not really), but the grand finals are finally here! Who will go home with the coveted Golden Caskets? It's sure to be OH HEY I NEVER TOLD YOU GUYS ABOUT THE CASKETS

The Golden Caskets are like the Stanley Cup of the only sport that matters: Blood Bowl played in a league that is managed by SB. Which team will be skilled (and lucky) enough to claim this glorious, slightly morbid, and wholly appropriate prize? Only Nuffle can say!

League Update: Regular Season Stats

The regular season is officially over! Here are the hall of fame boards, preserved for posterity (click for readable size):

 

And here are some other random stats and awards:

Most Concussed: Player Who Sustained the Most KOs

Heather of the Tentakillas (6)

Iron Skull: Player Who Survived the Most Injuries

Drok Dreng-Troll of THE DUNK SQUAD (4)

Most Graceful: Player Who Failed the Most Dodges

Qlamitl of the Lustful Lizards, Courtney of the Yoloin Biatches, and Chrissy of the Tentakillas (4)

Masters of Brutality: Team Responsible For The Most KOs, Injuries, and Deaths

THE DUNK SQUAD (45, averaging roughly 2 every 5 turns)

The William Murderface Award For Excellence In Manslaughter: Team With the Most Kills

Goatman's Revenge (5)

Glass Jaws: Most KOed Team

Yoloin Biatches (29 with at least one on each player, averaging 4 per game)

The Receiving End: Most Injured Team

Goatman's Revenge (13, averaging 2 per game)

The Actually Playing Blood Bowl Award: Most Yards Gained

The Lustful Lizards (562, nearly 100 more than next-highest team)

Wait, We Can Throw It?: Most Passing Yards

The Mafukin Keglugadins (146, nearly double the next-highest team)

My God, It's Full Of Stars: Team With the Most SPP Earned

The Lustful Lizards (91)